Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Mountain Dew can dissolve a mouse!?


(WARNING: The following story will absolutely destroy any desire you had, have, or will have, to drink Mountain Dew. Just sayin.)

A man in Illinois is suing the Pepsi Company, claiming he found a dead mouse in one of his cans of Mountain Dew, and sending the 'remains' as evidence to the company.

However, Pepsi have denied that this could be true, because the 'remains were too intact.'

"...Pepsi's lawyers also found experts to testify, based on the state of the remains sent to them that, "the mouse would have dissolved in the soda had it been in the can from the time of its bottling until the day the plaintiff drank it," according to the Record...It would have become a "jelly-like substance," according to Pepsi..."

Mountain Dew is acidic enough to dissolve a body. In other news, serial killers and mobsters now have a new interest in the factories of Mountain Dew...

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